spankmehardbarry:

petition for orange is the new black to have 20+ episodes in season three

spankmehardbarry:

im sitting in my parents’ living room listening to my mom tell someone over the phone how “blitzed” and “loaded” her 18 year old son was last night and laughing about it and talking about how he puked and passed out apparently and how funny this is? shut the fuck up

elissamvp:

When you say something smart and people are shocked

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cokeflow:

My mood depends on how good my hair looks